As with the Most Insane Coach, I expected every entry here to be Stephen A. What am I missing? These guys are all a-holes, to be sure, but combined they don’t get a fraction of the eyeballs SAS does. Every time I check the ESPN front page, I have to repeatedly scroll past clips of the Face of the Worldwide Leader. Watc…

LMFAO. Selling out your country to its most formidable enemy. That joke just never gets old, amirite? And omg is there anything more hilarious than systematically rolling back the rights of minorities and women? I can’t wait for him to retire so he can host his own talk show.

Absolutely. It’s one of the signature traits of Reich wingers. They utterly lack a sense of humor. Look at the signs from opposition protest rallies. They’re funny, clever and witty. Trumpanzee signs say TRUMP THE BITCH and GET A BRAIN, MORANS.

Heh. As if they’d even need to hide it. “Your president said it’s totally cool if we put cameras on all of you and record your keystrokes, mm’kay?”

I’m starting to think he’s not entirely clear how our government works....

Yep. Loyalty to party is all that matters. I think I’ll write a dystopia novel based on our current political situation. I’ll set it just slightly in the future, in... 2084?

Yep. Loyalty to party is all that matters. I think I’ll write a dystopia novel based on our current political situation. I’ll set it just slightly in the future, in... 2084?

They had the skills, but this was wayyyy back before “positionless” basketball. I would have loved to see Dream play in today’s NBA. The guy had two quadruple doubles. And, as other commenters have noted, Sampson butted heads with coaches because he wanted to run the point... At 7'4"!

I have no problem with this. I am a native Baltimoron.

Donny Two Scoops “thinks that the people of Alabama should make the decision on who their next senator should be.”

Much like gun violence, this was impossible to foresee or stop.

America is practically begging for a series about teens committing vigilante murders.

I agree with your assessment of Covington, but I have a strong sense he was an asshole long before Sonnen and McGregor proved you could make money off of it.

I get tired sitting in a car for 100 miles. Hell, I got tired just reading this. Time for a nap. After this beer.

Butt-head: “Numbers suck.”
Beavis: “Yeah, there’s, like, too many of ‘em.”

Haters. I’m a GOP voter for life. We Gross Old Pedophiles need to stick together.

“We call this our Trump Card, Mr Bond.”

His traitorous noggin should be at the end of a rope.

I’ll say it: What would the comments look like if this had been written by a man?

Thanks for this. I was wondering if this passed the j-school “ring of truth” test. This has a Stephen Glass feel to it. If you can’t get the details right, it calls into question the entire piece. She attended IU but fucked a quarterback from the University of Florida? Was this at the 1988 All-American Bowl? Or is…