I’m fluent in redneck Spanglish. The term you are looking for is Bad Hombres. They’re not all Bad Hombres. Some are just plain ol’ beaners.

First, you have a guy playing harmonica. Then the gays want to marry. The next thing you know, you’ve got a transgender person wanting a three-way marriage with an armadillo and a toaster oven. It’s called logic.

He’s made it clear that he is only *president to the neanderthals who voted for him. It’s comically pathetic that he’s STILL trotting out the Crooked Hillary meme after his first 187 years in office. (He took office in January? That can’t be right...) During the campaign, when people would point out that Clinton was A…

Try taking out your retainer first.

I agree. He is incapable of higher order thinking. He is pure unfiltered id.

I live overseas. Whenever mystified foreigners ask why Americans are against universal health care, my answer has always been the same: because he’s black. It really is that simple.

Orioles? But no Red Sox? The Orioles have the fourth-worst fans in their own division, which makes them last when you consider the Rays don’t have any fans. This is bad Kinja.

That’s a great insult. Unfortunately, the target audience wouldn’t understand it. Just as they embraced the “deplorable” label, they’d all go around bragging about being scoundrels.

It is truly pathetic watching this beached whale flop and thrash in his efforts to erase all traces of that uppity negro from the national memory. On some level in his reptile brain (Note: Sorry, reptiles) Trump knows Obama is everything he wants to be. Aside from the whole black thing, of course. You can be quite…

1. DeVos claims the system “increasingly elaborate and confusing.” 

Counterpoint: His movies make a lot of money, so...

I don’t understand all the hand-wringing. This is a distraction. We need to keep our focus on the real issue. PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES ARE KNEELING, YOU GUYS!!!

I work in Cambodia, and one thing that struck me as I traveled around SE Asia is how toxic and open the racism is here. Like a typical MURCAN, I lumped them all…

Fundamentalists of all stripes are the same. I worked in Saudi Arabia.

Yes, however, just playing devil’s advocate here: She is white and Kaepernick is only half white.

As I wrote during the campaign, the media narratives on Trump and Clinton were poured in stone decades ago. The media hive mind doesn’t form new narratives around the facts, they select information to fit the narrative. Trump has always been Trump and is incapable of anything else. The idea of him as a brilliant deal…

They think it’s unfair they have to play fifty states.

I am now the world’s biggest Astros fan.

He is astonishingly agile for a guy his size. He’s built like a power forward but moves like a point guard. The only guy I can think of offhand with that combination of size and quickness is... nah, I’m not going to jinx him with the comparison.

She’s still younger than he is. He’s the oldest president-elect. Remember the LIBRUL RAGS harping on the dangers of electing someone so old and in such poor health? Yeah, neither do I...

During the Dubya administration the wingnuts said it was treason to criticize the president. These same people spent eight years talking about Obama in the most disgusting (and factually incorrect) manner imaginable. Now they’re back to blind loyalty to the president. How is it that this is the party that considers…