The 49ers are incredibly lucky to have such a wonderful punter.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

Now you’re just being ridiculous.

“His glove was just stuck”

God damn it.

The Patriots did not have a lead during that game at any point... and they still won.

Why this wasn’t posted at 2:32 PM i’ll never know.

A friend of mine lives in the Atlanta suburb of Wheeling, WV.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

Pitchforks... yeah well, we’d do torches but you guys beat us to that one, eh?

THIS IS THE DAY FOR SHITTING ON THE STEELERS. PATS-SHITTING DAY IS THURSDAY.

Next up: Atlanta Falcons.

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

I’m really scared that the success of GTA Online has forever compromised the single player game. We already didn’t get any new content for GTA V... Why would they even make GTA VI when they could just do GTA Online 2?

As the spokesman pointed out, this was a stupid mistake by local employees. What you neglected to point out was this was technically not price gouging in that Best Buy NORMALLY sells water bottles for $1.79. A little math gets you their price per case (which they don’t normally sell).

Ha ha ha, you dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner, it’s a sailboat!

Aw. Poor widdle Nazi. Life’s so hard for Nazis. So persecuted. Boo hoo hoo. Let’s hold hands and stroke each other off until we feel better.

Time for the resurgence of “use duckduckgo”. It’s been a while.

Four touchdowns in a single game! You have to include the qualifier.