Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Throw him off a bridge. Preferably a tall one that doesn’t span a river.

That Apple iPad girl? She’s lying. She knows what a computer is. Don’t play dumb with me, little girl. Typing away on an iPad in a Brooklyn backyard is sucky and you know it. Get a real laptop.

He’s black.

Really nice work here Drew. You might even say this joke was... called well.

This must be like amateur porn to Mike Pence.

Really? When I have gone with lower cost airlines, Virgin America and Jet Blue were always by far and away the best experiences.

Can’t be surprised when he’s said this:

I am sure that Philadelphia already has a battery of ideas to throw at this scenario.

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

Genuinely speaking...what is the Republicans’ soul exactly? They’re supporting a child molester so they can pass a tax plan getting called irresponsible in the pages of Forbes.

See, these are the hard hitting jokes that I’ve been bringing you since, well, at least 2012.

he’s from Mississippi. That’s drinking water.

The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

On behalf of EVERYONE. Thanks, Drew.

I like how they’re not synchronized, either. It really adds to the effect.

That 3x3 grid of Francesa doubletake gifs in the thumbnails of related articles is fucking hypnotic.

Just Doo-Doo It.

He exaggerated the contact because he wasn’t going to catch up to his ball and made himself go down in the penalty box. It shouldn’t have been called a penalty in the first place and is definitely a dive. You even go and call the challenge soft and slight and the call boarderline so you’re just grasping at straws with…