Carroll: This sure looks like an inside job.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

This culminates in the Bills 2018 starting QB, Dick Peckerwood, getting cracked in the head with a folding chair outside the stadium. There’s no other way.

The Critic’s fake then real word was quyzbuk.

Not the first time Columbus has fucked over the locals

NOBODY DENIES THIS!

Tear it down and build a statute of a real Maryland hero:
That girl that crushed a can of beer on her head last weekend.

Join the Forever Greys; we accept literally anyone <3.

Great, now I’m gonna have the shirt-putting-on yips forever.

“We’re sorry we were caught charging $4.50 for tap water. In the future, we will conceal it in Dasani bottles like Coca-cola already does.”

This was straight up a plotline on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

This is a terribly unfair to group us with a devilish asshole who will rot in hell. He’s the most hated man in America, but he doesn’t represent real Arsenal supporters.

This imagery is destroying me and possibly also my employment.

If only there were some way for these folks to verify whose Uber it was.

Joe Thomas crawled to retirement through 10,000 snaps of shit-smelling foulness I can’t even imagine- or maybe I just don’t want to. 10,000 snaps...that’s 11 seasons. Just north of a decade. Joe Thomas, who crawled through a river of shit and found himself still in a river of shit on the other side.

Read: Gizmodo Media Group will have to pick a different, less fucking annoying advertising strategy.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?