“Hold my beer”
- The Bears

Fumbles beer
- The Jets

Recovers beer, chugs beer, shouts “69", spikes beer into ground
- Gronk

Saw the tag for “Orbit” and was curious if Deadspin had anything else on the mascot.

still 100% convinced Magary Photoshopped himself into the photo.

25 point lead. Just for the record.

in order to expand video production

It’s not necessarily visitors who do this. Like, some folks in Japan do. It’s bad manners, but it’s a thing!

I was surprised that this was even an issue. People really do that? So weird.

He reminds me of how doctor evil described his father:

Stealing purses eh? Would you say he was a Louisville Mugger?!

I think Donald may know a thing or two about not paying taxes.

I feel like you could’ve ended this post after “As a Newcastle fan, I feel especially fucked.”

You shut your fucking mouth.

Look at this Strawberry that fucked up

Oscar seems grouchy.

Info from a 4th grade English textbook:

Because he joined Garnett, Pierce, and Allen in Boston? I missed that.

Kaboom. It’s amazing how their machines start working after you tell them you don’t have any other way to pay, so it’s a credit card or a free ride