I can only hope this is real.

Harumafuji straddled Takanoiwa at some point and hit him around 20 times with his hands.

Someone is finally listening! Maybe they’ll be so impressed with my call that I’ll get a show of my own!

Penis, AZ sounds about right.

Keurig is the Cleveland Browns of the coffee world world. Barely, but technically, produces the product they claim it will though no one in their right mind will ever praise the product as being good and those who do actually enjoy it probably have some deep seeded self esteem issues.

Will this shoot in “Bullet Time” for a Matrix Prequel I’m currently working on?

Will this shoot in “Bullet Time” for a Matrix Prequel I’m currently working on?

In the end, the combatants sat down and enjoyed a Citywide together, ultimately deciding that Lord Palmerston was indeed the better the Prime Minister.

“A big, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin and a short temper.”

Eddie the Bird will be available to collect in Angry Birds Evolution starting on October 18.

Drew Magary is wearing out his * key for this afternoons Jamboroo.

I remember being right across the street at the Kinsale for that US/Portugal match and how disapointing it was that they didn’t walk away with the win, and at the same time how exciting it was to get a draw in that death group. The atmosphere the WC brings out is amazing, and I feel deprived now.

::Yellow by Coldplay plays over the Hard Rock Stadium loudspeakers::

:somebody whispers from the background:

“Mister” Kraft TOTALLY promises a SSS in Boston by 2026. Him and Jonathan will not rest until they get a deal done!

The other bad thing is that Lucas Oil Stadium doesn’t even get to hang up a “World Cup 2026 Venue Finalist” banner.

Yes, those students have been rewarded for their honesty by losing the rest of their football season. Sorry, kids!

Soak in a very detailed photo of Kelly Olynyk’s chin:

I know being a middle-aged married guy means you don’t have anyone to impress, but I definitely feel a LOT better if I shower up, shave, and at least put on something with a collar.

PSG is currently putting together a £400 million bid for him.

I’m also a Patriots fan, so 1) I expect and deserve everyone who responds to call me the worst and 2) I have to deal with papa Trump and Mahky Mahk as a celebrity fans there. I don’t know where I have it worse...