Oh, and Lynch kinda tried to run him over with his Tesla.

A) Not even Piers Morgan or Osama Bin Laden?

I believe it’s called “jingoism” at this point. Though I bet that if paid the right sum of money, the NFL would open a football field sized box of Papa Johns pizza during the national anthem.

Brady says he drinks up to 300 ounces of water in a day, which is around 2.5 gallons of water.

what’s more American than laughing at the Philadelphia Union getting relegated in horrific fashion?

Gotta be #3, right? First prize was the Cadillac Eldorado and second prize was the set of steak knives.

Detroit is 2-0

What are the chances the word “Blount” would be used twice in the same story referring to two totally different things?

Sharief don’t like it...

Some people are fans of the New Orleans Saints. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New Orleans Saints. This 2018 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group.

It’s been a long, strange journey towards being an old man who yells at clouds.

Banner has been ordered and is in the mail.

two top League of Legends teams battled in Boston’s TD Banknorth Garden

You can’t reason with idiots.

They should let Ray’s brother, Cy, fight in his place. Could be fun to watch!

Dele Alli was just helpfully reminding us all how many wins England will get in the World Cup before being eliminated.

@AllTakesMatter Can we use the Kap video on our website seeing as how you’re not? Will credit.

Did WYTS start up again from the beginning?

Your team is owned by a man who is buried so deep in the Presidents bucket of extra crispy that he was named ambassador to the United Kingdom.