Playing 16 weeks in a row is really going to make it harder for the Dolphins to finish 2nd in the division and miss out on the last playoff spot.

Did you just ignore sports for the month of February this year?

If my options are brave a Category 5 hurricane or go to Jacksonville, then I’m sticking around to see what Irma is made of.

♬ Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing ♬

+1 Yard

I think it’s already taken its toll in some way. Between III and San Andreas we got (my personal favorite of all-time) Vice City. Between SA and IV we got Liberty and Vice City Stories. Between IV and V we got TBoGT and Lost and Damned. Now it’s been 100% online.

The biggest giveaway for me was in one of the first pictures you can see a garbage can on the sidewalk.

Mini-McGregor (“Mini McConnor”) was played by Lt. Dan. (Yes, they gave the guy with the soldier gimmick a Forrest Gump joke name.

I’ve got to imagine the ‘What’s new that sucks’ section was very cathartic for you, Drew.

1 out of 9 is better than Marvin Lewis’ playoff record.

First you start by missing practice. Then you miss a game. Next thing you know you’re offering hand jobs to strangers to pay for your meth habit. It’s a slippery slope.

In Buffalo they live AND get sent to jail.

Patriots fans are just happy that the white guy won the fight.

This isn’t that hard. Nobody in Los Angeles cares about your dumb team anyway.

Like Kaep wanted anything to do with the staff of Deadspin after this picture:

From Wikipedia’s Week 17 recap in the article “2016 Cleveland Browns Season”

The NFL should redo the John Urschel chess commercial, except with Rob Gronkowski losing to 50 teenagers at checkers.

Guerrero is a literal snake-oil salesman who has gotten into deep shit for trying to hawk miracle beverages that allegedly cure cancer and concussions

Don’t forget cheesesteak stands

- Do not pull apart disposable chopsticks with your teeth. It’s seen as uncouth.