Counterpoint: Marshawn Lynch + Conan = Gold

I CANNOT wait to watch his bitch ass get knocked out in the league

This is sort of how republicans approach spending on the DOD.

Tobacco, HamNo.

The universe going out of its way to make sure not a single Mariner gets a ring.

PSA for those who don’t know, including the two pending replies.

Basketballs before Barbie dolls.

back atcha, bro

Also, Prince Felix was 14 in 2000.

Can someone please go back and test Babe Ruth and all other superior athletes from the past. We should always improve upon technology and retroactively punish people.

Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens: Both Bonds and Clemens are in their fifth year of eligibility, are at the center of the steroids/character clause drama, and appear to be making huge gains in voting support.

Never forget.

I went to Iowa State and managed to let you convince me that this was factually and chronologically correct. Sort of how I think Bobby Purify is still in the Colorado backfield.

What do you mean, “These people”?!

Poopdeck.

I dunno, as someone trying to cope with life post-30, my hangovers have lasted 2 or 3 days after an all-day tailgate.

no

Nah, Rudy sucks and was clearly offsides. Also, Joe Montana said it was all a huge sarcastic joke by the other players. Fuck Rudy.

I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far.

So this is kind of shitty, in that, yes, Hauschka missed the extra point, but in the grand scheme of things, it wouldn’t have mattered anyway. The Cardinals needed a field goal, they drove down against the Seahawks defense and scored that field goal.