Devin Hester just found a job opening.

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

“When I spoke to someone familiar with Twitter’s corporate structure, they told me that the company simply doesn’t have enough Arabic speakers on its support team to police doxxing in Saudi Arabia.”

Is that his pass russian hat?

Isn’t lecturing Iowa on sportsmanship also sanctimonious?

They’re still out there giving tributes for a guy who is probably responsible for the deaths of himself and two others and whose BAC was just below the Mendoza line when he died.

That phone reminds me of this instant classic from last night.

Which is about as nebulous as it gets, since there are 50+ universities in the metro area.

So we only examine the incident from when he slapped her and nothing prior to, or what led up to that?

“The Economic Singularity” by Calum Chace, briefly talks about this. I get that you might be tongue-in-cheek, but it’s actually something to consider.

Should the robots that are going to take everyone’s job organize unions as well?

Pretty sure Bennett’s soul escaped him briefly too.

More monkey pussy for me...

Deadspin throwing around the term dank is like hearing your grandma bump gangsta rap. We get it, you’re hip, you’re cool....tukka tukka tukka tukka tukka tukka tukka tukkuh, wooooooooooh!

BRETT FAVRE WOULD PLAY IT TWICE A WEEK FOR FREE HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE

“Kill Me!”

...and I think the anthem being played before games is stupid anyway...

“We’re gonna penalize that shit.”
*thinks*
“We’re gonna profit off that shit.”

...awarding five places for five categories for four different age groups...