Don’t drink and Deadspin.

Well, that was certainly incoherent.

I think it only comes in automatic.

I’m going to assume less than people kill.

Good?

Julio Jones could have been flagged for how he got his release on the press coverage. The refs swallowed their whistles and let them play.

Paul Allen’s yacht: Octopus(sy)

I hate you for bringing such joy on a stupid joke.

It’s an allegorical myth, just like Tebow being a professional baseball player.

Not getting to base on your own merit could be considered Sloth, a mortal sin.

+1 Level up on Donkey Kong Suh

0-6!

His comment makes sense. I watched the video. I didn’t see a pass interference.

Plenty.

I’m pretty sure Dusty Baker moonlights for WMATA. It’s a microcosm of how things are managed around here.

Hitting the kids isn’t certain death for them. So what if they grow up with permanent limps or paralysis. They’re alive aren’t they?

Joy is such a disgusting emotion

How will the NFL enforce the new rule, “if a player engages in actions that are suggestive of robotic movements and operating capabilities...” when actual robots start playing football?

I can’t believe the Carolina Panthers are 0-5

Flowers in the attack.