You must not be super smart. I’m not implying that you’re dumb, necessarily, but I can say with great certainty that you aren’t super smart. That is all.

You gotta visit the troll polls to get the boy’s soul.

Pretty sure Steve Young is still getting paid for that failure too.

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Glad this happened to your friend. Maybe he’ll learn his lesson and not completely ruin his car next time.

...is that you Catesby?

Antonio Brown is just silly and end zone celebrations are fine, but...

Revis Reef.

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In 1962, George Blanda threw six INTs in two games (winning one of them). That season he threw a total of 42 interceptions. The ‘62 Houston Oilers still went 11-3 only to lose to the Dallas Texans in the AFL Championship--in overtime. A game in which Blanda threw five INTs.

At least they weren’t Eagles. Bears would have rolled over and played dead.

Yes! By putting Edgar Martinez in!

A little song, a little dance, Kaepernick’s head on a lance.

I feel like you’re the little vomiting girl from the 6th sense.

That’s Leo Thepstein, not Theo Epstein.

I wore sweatpants all the time (especially in the winter) in college—in Iowa.

Don’t start any of these players! They’re not expected to produce many points for your team.

Rodor.