What are you talking about? Most broadly underrated? Aside from winning MVP in 2014, he’s finished second in MVP in his other three seasons—and he’s only 25.

I’m going to go play with my little pony.

Hella is distinctly west coast. I grew up in Seattle and hella people say “hella” there.

Hella weird, brah.

Whatever.

I was intrigued by the new Countdown cast but probably won’t watch it so long as Dilfer is on it. I can probably tolerate Berman, and Hasselback. Dilfer is annoyingly over-confident in his hot takes.

Greggggggg just shot a load.

The original story from three years ago.

Never forget.

Eeny, meeny, miny, fuck no!

Why is he up there trying to shake up and break the ankles of the audience? Left, right, left, right, left, right...

My dad is 70 and he still makes me knuckle sandwiches. Why couldn’t this guy?

Our new National Anthem (really moves you about 45 seconds in):

L:

She broke her arm, not her damn legs!

and Vick.

So what! I cry lots of times eating McDonalds!

Yeah, right! Like the Eagles could ever pull off an interception like that against the Seahawks.

Are you joking? It is the single best thing in the world about living on the West Coast.

It’s the best, one of the few things I miss about the West Coast. You wake up, have some eggs and hash browns, and watch football all day. Then at night, you drink a ton of water, smoke a little bit to unwind, and you can actually go to bed at a decent hour.