I got Conservative Party U.K. popping up.

So I’m going to be the one to point out he’s from Amityville?!

Not surprised Cowboy fans were involved in the ruckus. I went to the game and the Rams fans were mellow but LA area Cowboy fans are special breed of "Aye, fool. Wassup, fool". At the tailgate before the game, in line to enter the Coliseum, walking through the concourse, in the stands, in line for beer. Shit was…

Yeah..all places that the fucking cholos won’t go...caught one of those pieces of shit trying to steal my phone at the laundromat just yesterday...trashiest people alive

Sprinters were always long jumpers because, physics. Since guys like Using Bolt, et al. don’t compete, it no longer has that drama.

You do realize you are critiquing the technique of a bunt in a parody video??

Right out the gate—First questions in the interview he was totally not subtle:

This is always a problem at baseball games for some reason. Oh braves and Marlins are playing better get my Cubs hat and jersey. No you annoying douche stay home.

You ma-ma-ma-make muh pee pee maker tingle.

It doesn’t matter that it’s three or four wrong numbers—it’s 10 years!

Why are these women even allowed to leave the house?!

This didn’t happen.

This is a lie. No woman in her 60s knows how to properly utilize a comment section.

I used to play NCAA Football over Madden specifically to bring a team to the National Championship running the option

Drew, I’ve mentioned this numerous times. The Seahawks play Moneyball. How is this still a mystery?

I know you planned it. +1

Do you just sit on deadspin all day refreshing the page to be the first to write a comment on an article without even reading?

Child Molestation Camp.

I tried watching the HR Derby. I really did. But I couldn’t get past Chris Berman ruining everything with his shtick. I had to turn it off. Can he please be put out to pasture already?