I really like how the guy just lazily slides his feet and opts to not actually swat at the ball.

It sounds like he’s pointing to an inside job.

9. Vomiting because someone else previously vomited.

Did anybody see the fight tonight?

Welp, that’s one less Muslim for Trump to worry about.

You’re right.

Or when you consider that, by my rough estimate based on the wikipedia article on the MLB schedule, there have been about 200,000 regular season games played since 1900.

Drew, you have to separate out the football announcers. Pro guys suck, College guys don’t suck as much. I’ll take any game Brent Musburger and/or Gus Johnson are calling.

So Bryce kicked the door.

It’s moments like this that serve as a real gut check to the decisions he made.

Total looser!

That dog probably takes more walks than any other dog in history.

His mom was a pretty groovy chick, and a demon in the sack.

He was well into his 30s when he visited the place where he was born, where his mother had written his name on a wall. “Finally!” he cried. “I will no longer be J. Robinson! From now on I will be.....J Robinson!”

Shut the fuck up with your headline. Two horses died in the first four races. It sucks, but oh well. The races didn’t kill them.

Leftie Loosie: Pray to Play the Gay Away

Funny, he doesn’t look like the handle of a toilet brush.

So dumb. +55

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.