Pretty much. if you really wanna tell a story that defies fantasy conventions, you have the righteous hero who returns from the dead get his ass handed to him and killed unceremoniously... again.

No. Unacceptable.

I’m not discounting the RR effect and Sansa’s plan gets derailed and we lose all the Starks in one fell swoop.

Common misconception. That’s not a Pomeranian. It’s a giant Chow/Wolf mix. It just looks tiny next to him.

Oh look another “Comet Truther.”

Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.

If you’re dating a woman that’s way out of your league, ask her to marry you.

I like how Ichiro changed his batting stance.

What if you could bank runs for future use in the season? Say the Twins beat the White Sox 10 to 1. The Twins can take 8 of those runs and apply them to a future game, so the score changes to 2-1 in favor of the Twins in that game. But now if the Twins lose to the Sox the next day or any other time in the season, they…

I went camping with Cook… I’m in the back of a pickup with Chris Cook and a live deer. Well, Cook, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, ‘I’m Chris Cook! Say it!’ Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth — “chriscook!” It wasn’t exactly it, but it was pretty good…

He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Did I ever tell you about the time Cook’s dad took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, Cook takes me into a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they…

“He hates Mexicans! And he’s half-Mexican! And he hates irony!”

This is the most passive-aggressive post.

All these teams rejected him because of weed, now he’s going to go out there and play with a porpoise.

The Sonics are his favorite team? I seriously doubt he was even born when Seattle moved to Oklahoma City.

“Whatever happened to Ray Finkle.”

While reliving moments of Super Bowl XIX with Montana—Marino starts to wonder, “Whatever happened to Ray Finkle?”

To be fair, this is generally accepted during a line-out in Australia.

I’m amazed that you didn’t use the phrases “having said that” or “with that said”.