Definitely not broke.

Cue all the dipshit stick/branch/switch/whip comments.

Whoop! Whoop! That’s the sound of the puh-lease!

The pencils have electrolytes! It’s got what plants crave!

“Five runs? That’s cute.”

Project FBUltra

#fakenews

I’m waiting for the sequel to Rogue One.

al-Qaeda is (propoganda) not real, ISIS is CIA sponsored, and the Taliban keeps fucking with our opium crops.

Bold first inning strategy.

Hey Cypher, I thought you already left the Matrix!

Why is this not, Filed to: DUH

Navy?

I watched Season 1, pretty good—but then I watched that Christmas episode... 

Hell yeah, bro! And fuck email too! It’s not even mail!

Also, the majority of that traffic is just trying to pass through the downtown, not exit there.

Ever heard of the Loma Prieta Earthquake?

5: hilarious.

Ball thinks his race is clearly superior as it pertains to basketball. That is, by definition, racism. Racism is a form of prejudice and/or discrimination. Even a cursory search on it would yield that little bit of information.

Guess he should have just “rubbed some dirt on it” on got back out there.