Years ago, I came home late one night after being out and my girlfriend asked me how the game was...

Me too. I was completely ignorant and totally thought it was based on actual events of “found footage”.

I went into the movie completely ignorant and thought that it was based on actual events. I just recall that the advertising and marketing of “found footage” sold me on it.

How deep in the archives did you have to dig for that photo?

Potato, tomato

Or she IS the new beast...

And one of the best sports commercials ever.

Also, no running out of bounds?

This picture was taken from the interior dash cam just before the accident:

...so why aren’t they just banning electronics on planes altogether instead of picking an arbitrary list of airports in mostly Muslim countries?

How are they supposed to know they’re not watching some sort of snuff film?

Spoiler...

My step-mother, who never played football, abused medication she had for lupus; which ultimately led to her development of ALS.

Correlation does not equal causation.

Also of note; commas save lives.

You could care less, but you choose not to.

Why not?

He’s probably an asset for both sides.

That’s a great joke. There’s no fat on that joke. You need every part of that tweet for it to work. He shouldn’t have to apologize.

Is it Janie or Jeanie?