A little song, a little dance, Kaepernick’s head on a lance.

That’s Leo Thepstein, not Theo Epstein.

I wore sweatpants all the time (especially in the winter) in college—in Iowa.

Don’t start any of these players! They’re not expected to produce many points for your team.

Rodor.

What are you talking about? Most broadly underrated? Aside from winning MVP in 2014, he’s finished second in MVP in his other three seasons—and he’s only 25.

He’s 25. He still has a few years left before he actually hits his prime.

I’m going to go play with my little pony.

Hella is distinctly west coast. I grew up in Seattle and hella people say “hella” there.

tl;dr;dc

Whatever.

Make sure to turn the volume down on your radio when low on fuel.

Greggggggg just shot a load.

The original story from three years ago.

Never forget.

Eeny, meeny, miny, fuck no!

Why is he up there trying to shake up and break the ankles of the audience? Left, right, left, right, left, right...

Some people just don’t like knuckle sandwiches.

My dad is 70 and he still makes me knuckle sandwiches. Why couldn’t this guy?

Our new National Anthem (really moves you about 45 seconds in):