People like you, Hochuli, et al. are the problem. You won’t stop talking. The game isn’t about you. Throw the flag, enforce penalty, and move on to the next play. Nobody needs your dissertation on a penalty that was called.

L:

She broke her arm, not her damn legs!

and Vick.

So what! I cry lots of times eating McDonalds!

Kalani Heppe never even played at NC State.

Yeah, right! Like the Eagles could ever pull off an interception like that against the Seahawks.

I got Conservative Party U.K. popping up.

So I’m going to be the one to point out he’s from Amityville?!

Isn’t Shaun White supposedly with Sarah Barthel (Phantogram)?

Dat dong doe.

Sprinters were always long jumpers because, physics. Since guys like Using Bolt, et al. don’t compete, it no longer has that drama.

Right out the gate—First questions in the interview he was totally not subtle:

It’s idiotic at best and antagonistic at worst.

You ma-ma-ma-make muh pee pee maker tingle.

It doesn’t matter that it’s three or four wrong numbers—it’s 10 years!

Why are these women even allowed to leave the house?!

This didn’t happen.

Thank you for this. You just rekindled a flame. I will now be spending the weekend taking Iowa State all the way.