kingofsarcasma
KingofSarcasma
kingofsarcasma

Hella is distinctly west coast. I grew up in Seattle and hella people say “hella” there.

tl;dr;dc

Whatever.

Make sure to turn the volume down on your radio when low on fuel.

Greggggggg just shot a load.

The original story from three years ago.

Never forget.

Eeny, meeny, miny, fuck no!

Why is he up there trying to shake up and break the ankles of the audience? Left, right, left, right, left, right...

Some people just don’t like knuckle sandwiches.

My dad is 70 and he still makes me knuckle sandwiches. Why couldn’t this guy?

Now playing

Our new National Anthem (really moves you about 45 seconds in):

People like you, Hochuli, et al. are the problem. You won’t stop talking. The game isn’t about you. Throw the flag, enforce penalty, and move on to the next play. Nobody needs your dissertation on a penalty that was called.

She broke her arm, not her damn legs!

and Vick.

So what! I cry lots of times eating McDonalds!

Kalani Heppe never even played at NC State.

Yeah, right! Like the Eagles could ever pull off an interception like that against the Seahawks.

I got Conservative Party U.K. popping up.