So I’m going to be the one to point out he’s from Amityville?!

Isn’t Shaun White supposedly with Sarah Barthel (Phantogram)?

Dat dong doe.

Sprinters were always long jumpers because, physics. Since guys like Using Bolt, et al. don’t compete, it no longer has that drama.

Right out the gate—First questions in the interview he was totally not subtle:

It’s idiotic at best and antagonistic at worst.

You ma-ma-ma-make muh pee pee maker tingle.

It doesn’t matter that it’s three or four wrong numbers—it’s 10 years!

Why are these women even allowed to leave the house?!

This didn’t happen.

Thank you for this. You just rekindled a flame. I will now be spending the weekend taking Iowa State all the way.

This is a lie. No woman in her 60s knows how to properly utilize a comment section.

Drew, I’ve mentioned this numerous times. The Seahawks play Moneyball. How is this still a mystery?

I know you planned it. +1

Not just that they were one-dimensional but also that they had to rely almost entirely on their defense and special teams to win games.

Do you just sit on deadspin all day refreshing the page to be the first to write a comment on an article without even reading?

Just like guns kill people? Not the people holding the guns?

Child Molestation Camp.