The NBA really is rigged for ratings.

The whole “having gay sex” part is pretty much straight from a bit Nick Swardson did in his stand-up. I question the legitimacy of this.

Could it be done though?

Peter Gammons—Best Tweet.

Haha yeah. Then he probably uses his eye laser beams to heat it up

Perfect example of how bicyclists think the rules of the road don’t apply to them.

I really like how the guy just lazily slides his feet and opts to not actually swat at the ball.

It sounds like he’s pointing to an inside job.

9. Vomiting because someone else previously vomited.

Did anybody see the fight tonight?

God wins with a 74th round knockout.

Welp, that’s one less Muslim for Trump to worry about.

That’s original.

You’re right.

399,312 games since 1876 (this only includes current MLB teams). I just had to figure this one out.

I always love it when people with no statistical background find the numbers they’re looking for.

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Easy to achieve when nobody pitches to you.

Drew, you have to separate out the football announcers. Pro guys suck, College guys don’t suck as much. I’ll take any game Brent Musburger and/or Gus Johnson are calling.