...[Uploading] the mind of a convicted criminal and running it a million times faster than normal would enable the uploaded criminal to serve a 1,000 year sentence in eight-and-a-half hours. This would, obviously, be much cheaper for the taxpayer than extending criminals’ lifespans to enable them to serve 1,000 years…

So Bryce kicked the door.

It’s moments like this that serve as a real gut check to the decisions he made.

Joanna Harper is a transgender medical physicist at Providence Portland Medical Center in Oregon...

Total looser!

+1 D’oh (in the wind)

His mom was a pretty groovy chick, and a demon in the sack.

Are we going to completely gloss over the foreshadowing of the “King’s Landing” stage production?

Shut the fuck up with your headline. Two horses died in the first four races. It sucks, but oh well. The races didn’t kill them.

Leftie Loosie: Pray to Play the Gay Away

I’ve dealt with Seborrheic Dermatitis a bit and have found, for me, the following system works wonders when I take my morning showers:

Sweat Tea Vodka and water—it’s a deceiving way to get drunk.

Too cheap for HBO? Get HBO NOW, the app. It’s $14.99 a month and the first month is free. Binge to your hearts content on GoT already.

I’m not discounting the RR effect and Sansa’s plan gets derailed and we lose all the Starks in one fell swoop.

Oh look another “Comet Truther.”

At what point do Sansa’s plans get derailed and we lose all the last remaining Starks not named Arya?

I like how Ichiro changed his batting stance.

What if you could bank runs for future use in the season? Say the Twins beat the White Sox 10 to 1. The Twins can take 8 of those runs and apply them to a future game, so the score changes to 2-1 in favor of the Twins in that game. But now if the Twins lose to the Sox the next day or any other time in the season, they…

I’m just curious to hear Moss’s West Virginia accent go up against Hasselbeck’s Massachusetts one for the new segment—“Banjos and Bagpipes”