“He taught me how to love a woman — and how to scold a child.”

Moorehead...

Dae-Ho Lee hit two out today. There’s got to be new video of Korean announcers losing their shit over that, right?

It’s really great that the other guy stayed in character.

This is the most passive-aggressive post.

All these teams rejected him because of weed, now he’s going to go out there and play with a porpoise.

Ryan Gosling dominated “The Big Short.”

The Sonics are his favorite team? I seriously doubt he was even born when Seattle moved to Oklahoma City.

“Whatever happened to Ray Finkle.”

While reliving moments of Super Bowl XIX with Montana—Marino starts to wonder, “Whatever happened to Ray Finkle?”

To be fair, this is generally accepted during a line-out in Australia.

I’m amazed that you didn’t use the phrases “having said that” or “with that said”.

I hope there are at least 91 more of these.

once a mesmerizing fantasy land that darkly mirrored modern day dilemmas...

Queue all the hyperbolic posts of a dead celebrity.

If the Unicorn can be the national animal of Scotland, then there is some possibility this can happen.

I hope everyone realizes Jonah Hill is the one pulling the strings behind these deals for Cleveland.

He was kicked out for being a grown man bringing a glove to the game.

What is it then math wiz?