once a mesmerizing fantasy land that darkly mirrored modern day dilemmas...

Queue all the hyperbolic posts of a dead celebrity.

If the Unicorn can be the national animal of Scotland, then there is some possibility this can happen.

I hope everyone realizes Jonah Hill is the one pulling the strings behind these deals for Cleveland.

Drink high octane alcohol. It will help thin out the blood as well as help you enjoy your possible last moments in style!

There’s giant magnets at the ends set at corresponding polarities, so it just oscillates back and forth for infinity.

He was kicked out for being a grown man bringing a glove to the game.

It clearly because of all the gays.

What is it then math wiz?

What is this? I thought black people could dance.

Ichiro would have gone yard with that.

Laser pistol? Laser Sword? Artoo?!

116 resonates because it represents two teams that accomplished it and didn’t win the most important game(s).

So, they basically pick and choose which scientists to believe that align with their distorted views.

Sorry.

This lintany of facts wasn’t necessary.

This is what people want, right?

Great flick. I try to explain to people the hilarious easter egg that is in it when the three masters get killed in the slum, but nobody really gets the reference.