Hopefully they’ll just keep moving the kickoff spot and touchback spot closer to each other.

RGIII will never be as “productive” as Seneca Wallace.

So is there something wrong with his son? Does he have some sort of disability? Why does he need to be there? Did the hazing get out of hand?

That’s a walk-off.

...before Berks County deputy sheriff Terry Ely shows up and arrests Martinez-Herrera.

I get levity, but maybe making a reference to a Baylor Basketball player losing his life isn’t exactly the best way to go about celebrating this highlight.

The biggest hold-up appears to be the current weakness of the Canadian dollar, which has perked back up in recent weeks but hovers near its lowest exchange rate—$0.75 USD—in more than a decade, and would take a chunk out of the profitability of any Canadian team.

This is why you don’t feed your pets after midnight.

That’s a clown ball, bro.

You just described Russell Wilson.

I don’t sleep. I wait.

So are we allowed to just post flyers and accuse someone of rape?

You probably ‘like’ your own posts on facebook too.

You’re doing it wrong Kam.

No caffeine basically after lunch? This will never happen.

Has there ever been any insight into relationships where one person wants to be with the person the doesn’t want them?

What you’re describing are fat fingers.

When you go to bed at night—you’ll either wake up in the morning dead or wake up in the morning alive. So at best, you’ll wake up 50% of the time.

Defense Time On Field > Offense Time On Field = Loss

“Atlas Scrubbed”