The fumble rule should be like the rugby knock.

“Completion of the act of a catch” or whatever they call it these days, should only apply with one hand being used. Other than that, the instantaneous moment of two hands + two feet = catch.

Pretentious South-Sider, now there’s an oxymoron.

This is too good. I’m a lifelong Mariners fan and I cried during that game too, the same way I cried after Super Bowl XLVIII, which is the exact opposite way I cried and came unglued after Super Bowl XLIV.

If only they had knives it could have turned into a Michael Jackson video.

Dan Hedaya is the worst actor ever.

He could have apologized for the inappropriate comment, but he just had to put it in there one more time—in case we missed it?

Where do you put Mariano Rivera?

I count about 7 dads that became completely unhinged watching the Nae Nae Defense.

It’s bullets. Take away production of bullets. The problem will work itself out.

Where is Bennett getting his information from? Paul Allen isn’t the 17th richest man in the world. He doesn’t have THAT much to throw around—that’s Zuckerberg type money.

Because they’ve been murdering some stellar defenses thus far.

“Never mind that almost nobody noticed this during the game because almost nobody knew it was a rule: it’s an ending only rules fetishists could love.”

Jay Cutler, Jimmy Clausen, Jesus Christ—nothing short of a miracle.

If a person ever recommends “Scarface” the relationship is over at that point.

Commie.

Steve Smith will always remind me of Henery Hawk from the Merrie Melodies series with Foghorn Leghorn.

Who’s Matt Hasselbeck?