At least he showed enough restraint to not say, “Asian women.”

Al Davis is the reason gingers have no soul.

Yes. There is something wrong.

...it’s a safe and bipartisan bet the ban on patriotism-as-propaganda will be intact.

Just tell everyone you didn’t mean it.

UMD should just say that they’re sore-y.

6. Rugby is easy...oh wait...

At this point, it’s time to start removing the helmets. It’ll work itself out after that. Or maybe go back to leather ones or scrum caps.

No, they wouldn’t. If defenders would attempt to wrap in that situation they have a much easier time bailing because you can only get so low when making an actual effort to wrap up. Other than that, you’re just diving at somebody and in no way attempting to tackle.

These Texas football players are getting more and more creative in going after the refs.

From the context of the post alone you can eliminate every white guy.

When will Russell Wilson end his closet holdout?

Ever.

Our grid is not on the grid.

Think about the Target hacking scandal or computer freeze-outs at work. Ever think about why that doesn’t seem to apply to regular ol’ stoplights? Given how shitty our infrastructure is, you’d think we’d hear tons of stories in the news about a group of stoplights at some intersection showing green simultaneously,…

I like how you took a lazy played out joke and added a new twist to it.

It’s not ideal, but it’s also not fixable.

The problem isn’t the game, the game in and of itself is compelling and the ultimate chess match. The problem is the “TV timeouts”-advertising, beer, viagra, pizza...