Where do you put Mariano Rivera?

I count about 7 dads that became completely unhinged watching the Nae Nae Defense.

It’s bullets. Take away production of bullets. The problem will work itself out.

Where is Bennett getting his information from? Paul Allen isn’t the 17th richest man in the world. He doesn’t have THAT much to throw around—that’s Zuckerberg type money.

Because they’ve been murdering some stellar defenses thus far.

“Never mind that almost nobody noticed this during the game because almost nobody knew it was a rule: it’s an ending only rules fetishists could love.”

Jay Cutler, Jimmy Clausen, Jesus Christ—nothing short of a miracle.

If a person ever recommends “Scarface” the relationship is over at that point.

Commie.

Steve Smith will always remind me of Henery Hawk from the Merrie Melodies series with Foghorn Leghorn.

Who’s Matt Hasselbeck?

At least he showed enough restraint to not say, “Asian women.”

Al Davis is the reason gingers have no soul.

Yes. There is something wrong.

...it’s a safe and bipartisan bet the ban on patriotism-as-propaganda will be intact.

Just tell everyone you didn’t mean it.

UMD should just say that they’re sore-y.

6. Rugby is easy...oh wait...