At this point, it’s time to start removing the helmets. It’ll work itself out after that. Or maybe go back to leather ones or scrum caps.

No, they wouldn’t. If defenders would attempt to wrap in that situation they have a much easier time bailing because you can only get so low when making an actual effort to wrap up. Other than that, you’re just diving at somebody and in no way attempting to tackle.

These Texas football players are getting more and more creative in going after the refs.

From the context of the post alone you can eliminate every white guy.

When will Russell Wilson end his closet holdout?

Ever.

Our grid is not on the grid.

Think about the Target hacking scandal or computer freeze-outs at work. Ever think about why that doesn’t seem to apply to regular ol’ stoplights? Given how shitty our infrastructure is, you’d think we’d hear tons of stories in the news about a group of stoplights at some intersection showing green simultaneously,…

I like how you took a lazy played out joke and added a new twist to it.

It’s not ideal, but it’s also not fixable.

The problem isn’t the game, the game in and of itself is compelling and the ultimate chess match. The problem is the “TV timeouts”-advertising, beer, viagra, pizza...

Women have smaller brains and can’t handle the complex world of greenlighting a project—unless that project is breakfast.

One out of eight people in that room is black—or 12.5%.

You’re a hack.

It is hard to roast a team about how much they suck when they actually suck.

Since they’re so desperate on defense you think they would just hand him the job.

And this was the best comment you could come up with?

This is the universe I choose to live in.