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Take it from Little Cletus—Child labor laws are silly and outdated.

Jay Cutler, Jimmy Clausen, Jesus Christ—nothing short of a miracle.

If a person ever recommends “Scarface” the relationship is over at that point.

Commie.

Steve Smith will always remind me of Henery Hawk from the Merrie Melodies series with Foghorn Leghorn.

They must be fully aware that I have an unquenchable thirst for Monica Bellucci, because they haven’t really shown a glimpse of her in any previews.

Who’s Matt Hasselbeck?

At least he showed enough restraint to not say, “Asian women.”

Anthony Bourdain and Rich Eisen sound so much alike.

Al Davis is the reason gingers have no soul.

Yes. There is something wrong.

...it’s a safe and bipartisan bet the ban on patriotism-as-propaganda will be intact.

In Upper Queen Anne you hear nothing but raindrops and raccoon-on-cat rapings.

Just tell everyone you didn’t mean it.

UMD should just say that they’re sore-y.

6. Rugby is easy...oh wait...

At this point, it’s time to start removing the helmets. It’ll work itself out after that. Or maybe go back to leather ones or scrum caps.

No, they wouldn’t. If defenders would attempt to wrap in that situation they have a much easier time bailing because you can only get so low when making an actual effort to wrap up. Other than that, you’re just diving at somebody and in no way attempting to tackle.