These Texas football players are getting more and more creative in going after the refs.

From the context of the post alone you can eliminate every white guy.

When will Russell Wilson end his closet holdout?

Ever.

Our grid is not on the grid.

Think about the Target hacking scandal or computer freeze-outs at work. Ever think about why that doesn’t seem to apply to regular ol’ stoplights? Given how shitty our infrastructure is, you’d think we’d hear tons of stories in the news about a group of stoplights at some intersection showing green simultaneously,…

A closed-loop system of apples feeding horses to keep the vehicles running.

...zeitgeist of the time.

You mean BAAAAAHHHHH!

They don’t literally use horses for power. So the vehicles aren’t animals.

I like how you took a lazy played out joke and added a new twist to it.

It’s not ideal, but it’s also not fixable.

It just means companies like youtube to not immediately have to take it down due to an automated request.

The problem isn’t the game, the game in and of itself is compelling and the ultimate chess match. The problem is the “TV timeouts”-advertising, beer, viagra, pizza...

Women have smaller brains and can’t handle the complex world of greenlighting a project—unless that project is breakfast.

One out of eight people in that room is black—or 12.5%.

You’re a hack.