I’m not a lawyer, but I have been to Tennessee—and I’m shocked I’m not shocked that you’re shocked about your peers being shocked or not shocked.

What the hell is that Netherlands’ player doing dodging out of the way?! Are you telling me she’s never taken balls to the face?

Top Ten Transgender Quarterbacks:

In general, I don’t like that kickoffs and punts have disparate rules regarding a live ball. If a punt goes 10 yards, it should be live. Then you’d have your onside punting. That would give me a boner.

They are who we thought they were!

They should try something more subtle like, “(Insert European Country) Heritage Night”

I blame the Joker for the delay:

Leave it to Chicago to develop a new superstition about Championships.

How fast do you think a pitcher could pitch if he was throwing from the bed of a moving pickup truck?

Apropos...

How did you come up with your burner name? We all know you’re secretly a middle-aged woman who thinks there’s too much violence on TV, everyone drives too fast, and those kids won’t stay off your lawn.

I’m sure the Wings can handle it.

Arya going blind is actually something well known.

Your comment is still correct.

Rip Hamilton last played for the Pistons in 2011. Lebron left Cleveland after 2010. THIS is the only image they could find of the Cavaliers playing the Pistons on a basketball court in the last 5 years?

I’m currently showing 12:34 pm

Express yourself.

That’s no different than how that Japanese player, Ichiroochieroochieroo, swings.

This Mancrush is getting Bromantic.

Whole lotta nopes here...