Because it’s soccer.

I think it’s terrible that we keep killing and pushing indigenous coyotes from their homes by building strip malls and arenas and incurring more debt just to make the NHL happy.

+1

at least I’m not John Olerud.

Was my friend wrong for not giving the kid the ball?

Is there anyone alive today who, knowing all of the death and destruction that could ensue, would pour money into an actual Jurassic World theme park?

Old Spice Hawkridge.

Old Spice Hawkridge.

I enjoy stealing.

This is the third triple crown I’ve “witnessed".

If you ever go back, find Bathtub Gin. It’s in an alley, with a nondescript door.

You waited up all night to be first.

Bill Burr is awesome.

Amazing third period by the Hawks. It’s always nice to catch lightning in a bottle.

pwned!

pwned!

These embedded videos from MLB are the worst.

I get that when comedians go onto a show like Conan, they work on material—but that’s his entire interview. It’s like he has it set up so that Conan (et. al.) ask set-up questions for their material. It’s terrible.

Only if Melissa McCarthy goes first.

John Oliver wins again.

What do you think is the worst regional trait that each major region thinks is a virtue?