I enjoy stealing.

This is the third triple crown I’ve “witnessed".

If you ever go back, find Bathtub Gin. It’s in an alley, with a nondescript door.

You waited up all night to be first.

Bill Burr is awesome.

Amazing third period by the Hawks. It’s always nice to catch lightning in a bottle.

pwned!

pwned!

These embedded videos from MLB are the worst.

I get that when comedians go onto a show like Conan, they work on material—but that’s his entire interview. It’s like he has it set up so that Conan (et. al.) ask set-up questions for their material. It’s terrible.

Only if Melissa McCarthy goes first.

John Oliver wins again.

What do you think is the worst regional trait that each major region thinks is a virtue?

There are certain people/groups of people that the majority of the internet seems to collectively hate: Nickelback, Skip Bayless, Darren Rovell, etc.

Being cryogenically frozen is SOOOOO 1980’s Sci-Fi.

I get emails from the Nigerian Prince, Molefi Oliphant, all the time about large sums of money.

Padres?

Which is the exact opposite of what Ceres Cafe in Chicago at the Board of Trade does. The “soda can special” is your choice of alcohol filled to the top of a tumbler glass with a side can of coke.