Do you think the Dragon in the Bhutan flag is spinning Baoding balls in its large talons?

Refills.

That’s right—If you can’t figure out a way to solve a problem just create a penalty or fine system.

We all know Def Leppard made that song first.

Someone hide Erin Andrews.

I might have been about six or seven years old and wasn’t really allowed to drink soda. One day, I asked if I could have a drink of my dad’s Coke.

Dependents/Allowances. Potato/Tomato. You meant what I knew.

He’s trying to save their souls, by putting out the soul catcher flames.

Little do they know, the hair is used as a soul catcher.

Nope.

Nope. I do it every year. I owe what I owe, which is less than I would have paid—which is why you get a tax return. It’s the illusion of a benefit. Penalties and interest are only incurred after payments are due when it’s determined you owe taxes.

YTD Federal Income Tax. Goodness.

I was hoping for Andy Kaufman to reappear—Jim Carrey coming out as Andy Kaufman would have been epic.

There is nothing wrong with the stories. I’m glad it goes against the books narrative. Now all the GoT nerds can stop telling everyone what happens next. Some episodes are fillers, and that’s fine. You want to make an omelet, you gotta crack a few eggs.

...they all come up gold Golden when the Warriors are involved.

If you had my kinja name, I would get that you’re making a joke it. I can’t tell if you’re joking, because Brian Regan wasn’t. You’re supposed to laugh at a joke right? This guy is one of the worst. It amazes me he has a career.

ME: Nothing! You fuck-eared sack of birdshit BIRDshit!

This is how his writing career started:

He caught the ball at about the apex of it’s trajectory.

With no glove, it would mostly depend on the side you throw to.