La’el if you can’t beat’em, join’em.

You know how there’s conservative politicians that get up and rail against same-sex marriage et. al. only to find out they have homosexual relationships? That’s sort of how I’m starting to feel about everyone who acts high and mighty about being against domestic violence—either through campaigns, comments, or…

Senator Mike Walsworth, who also voted against the repeal, once demanded we show him evidence that E. Coli turned into people.

Mayweather was in the Right corner, Pacquiao was in the Bleft!

Brian + Stewie

I found Stannis’ body language to be more revealing than the words he said—and not in a good way. She hugs him afterwards and he stands there—FOREVER—before finally (lazily) putting his arms around her.

I had giant gas orbiting unsurprisingly close to my tiny star.

Not bad.

Talk about Peacocking.

...Mayweather’s publicist, Kelly Swanson...

It’s hard to agree with a guy that loves Fast and Fury movies, but yes—Avengers suck.

Is 7 a V?

Real age: 38

This reference is faster than a speeding bullet and flying over everyone’s head.

1991; Seahawks taking Dan McGwire in round one #16 over Atlanta’s 2nd Round pick #33—you know who...

Great write-up on Sportscenter—it’s pretty much what I’ve experienced. I stopped watching years ago just about the time Stuart Scott became their go-to “character”. The only thing that could remotely make that show relevant is if there were able to turn it into a Redzone type programming for all sports—as opposed to…

TMQ is probably not over. It will emerge back at the NFL’s homepage, or at Salon, or perhaps even the Atlantic Wire. ..

Need some help with mental health/mental toughness? Seattle.

Finally. There’s a way to scare, torture, and kill someone wearing Google Glass (on camera, of course).