As a Seahawks fan, I was hoping the fans would have gotten up and walked out in solidarity with their hands up after the brutality they witnessed. Jeff Fischer will always have the most schizophrenic teams, and the Cardinals; whom are historically bad, are reverting back to the mean.

This is about the only thing good that came out of that movie.

Drew, I'm in DC. I want to get high. *cough* Help. *couch*

Just up your intake of Niacin. That'll get the blood flowing through to smaller blood vessels and loosening up those intestines. Great for hangovers too!

I couldn't care less about what happens with Goodell and his tenure as commissioner. He's no different than any president—simply a figure head of a corporatocracy.

Goddammit, I don't know what it is about Jameis Winston's face but I wanna deliver one of my fists right into his suck-hole. There's nothing he can do to work on it—it's his face. I mean, he's doing great. It's the college football playoffs, everybody is having a good time, everybody is having fun, he pulled off an…

That's like people from this generation saying Hank Aaron is there favorite homerun king. I say, eat a dick you wannabe purists.

I bet the hardest part about writing that story was deciding which school "Jackie" went to.

I managed to pick up Tre Mason while watching the game against the Seahawks. I strained my rotator cuff patting myself on the back for that.

Having played Rugby for the last 12 years I can honestly say I have never worn a jock strap and don't know of anyone that has either. They are more cumbersome than helpful.

Growing up on the west coast we said "Coke" which was subsequently followed by "What kind?" Hell, even fast food workers asked for specificity. My favorite "Coke" is Mountain Dew.

If a "Baker's Dozen" is 13, and a "Banker's Dozen" is 11, let's refer to the "Big 12" as a "Boner's Dozen". You think it's 12, but it's really barely 10. We're looking at you Kansas!

It appears that the level of violence in your sport is inversely proportional to the level of violence fans inflict upon themselves. Start flopping better, grass fairies.

Who is worse, Peter King or Gregggggg Easterbrook? Is it apples to oranges? I mean, I prefer bananas myself.

The entire NFC West comprises Tier 2.

I feel like baseball is the one sport where it's generally accepted to be a fair weather fan. Move to a new city? Let's get cheap tickets and go to the beer garden. Chicks do this to meet a guy, I do this to meet that chick. Can't wait to see how my Marinationacubiants do next year!

Why? Why?! Be more constructive with your feedback.

Crikey! Rapping alligators?!

I'm confused. So who is playing the part of Christopher Walken, playing the part of Captain Hook, shooting Peter Pan? Is Peter Pan played by a female in this version?

First person to talk always loses. The reported didn't say anything more and Cosby just kept going and rolling with it—that subtle, passive-aggressive intimidation. Probably not the first time he's used that.