As a Seahawks fan, I was hoping the fans would have gotten up and walked out in solidarity with their hands up after the brutality they witnessed. Jeff Fischer will always have the most schizophrenic teams, and the Cardinals; whom are historically bad, are reverting back to the mean.

The answer is yes. Relativity. We're just moving really slow. In fact, not moving at all from Santa's perspective.

Numbers represent "minutes into the film" when we see them?

This is about the only thing good that came out of that movie.

Drew, I'm in DC. I want to get high. *cough* Help. *couch*

Just up your intake of Niacin. That'll get the blood flowing through to smaller blood vessels and loosening up those intestines. Great for hangovers too!

I couldn't care less about what happens with Goodell and his tenure as commissioner. He's no different than any president—simply a figure head of a corporatocracy.

I don't understand why a pilot flying a warthog has a right to bear arms. OMG! Man-bear-pig! That's it!

Goddammit, I don't know what it is about Jameis Winston's face but I wanna deliver one of my fists right into his suck-hole. There's nothing he can do to work on it—it's his face. I mean, he's doing great. It's the college football playoffs, everybody is having a good time, everybody is having fun, he pulled off an…

That's like people from this generation saying Hank Aaron is there favorite homerun king. I say, eat a dick you wannabe purists.

Inception: Cobb is dreaming the whole time. He is an old man and Mal has recently died. The dreams are a way of letting her go. Various scenes point to this theory. This one in particular:

In the time it took the six people to comment on this article, they could have collectively watched that video once. Circle complete.

I bet the hardest part about writing that story was deciding which school "Jackie" went to.

I managed to pick up Tre Mason while watching the game against the Seahawks. I strained my rotator cuff patting myself on the back for that.

Having played Rugby for the last 12 years I can honestly say I have never worn a jock strap and don't know of anyone that has either. They are more cumbersome than helpful.

Can somebody get the guy talking a glass of WATER?!

I know what the term means, genius. She only has half her legs, so she can never really be "leggy." Much like how I just referred to you as "genius."

"Leggy"

Growing up on the west coast we said "Coke" which was subsequently followed by "What kind?" Hell, even fast food workers asked for specificity. My favorite "Coke" is Mountain Dew.

If a "Baker's Dozen" is 13, and a "Banker's Dozen" is 11, let's refer to the "Big 12" as a "Boner's Dozen". You think it's 12, but it's really barely 10. We're looking at you Kansas!