Now let's see him come up with 700 yards and 14 touchdowns to match what Barry Sanders did in 11 games in 1988.

I'm feeling lazy, can someone see how his numbers compare to Barry Sanders' numbers during his Heisman campaign? Thanks. Good talk.

Nice one. Topper.

You obviously haven't been on the Green line.

I'm sure that sailed over a lot of people's heads. I went Iowa State during his tenure.

Don't they do that impression before he gets hit. Like, arbitrarily shut down and single track it the rest of the game.

It's not like anyone got hurt being thrown under the bus. Most people in DC use the trains anyway.

Doesn't matter if there was helmet contact or not. Play the ball, not the receiver. Very simple.

I want to hear from the pro-enforcer guy that says, "Might as well call it figure skating now!"

Who are these sick people?

You've probably seen the whole movie by now.

Agree. Something gets lost in translation depending on your age. I was 17—so this movie is an all-time classic to me. I can't say the same about "Caddyshack." Sorry, I just don't get it, and can't stand golf anyway.

I'm sure someone has beat me to it in regards to you finally watching this, but MAAAAAN! You are one pathetic loser. No offense.

The Big Gulps line is such a throwaway.

The snowball scene gets me every time because he rears back like Nolan Ryan and cranks a heater to her face from three feet away!

One of the main reasons I'm really getting into hockey, and slowly creeping away from football, is that they are doing away with the fighting. I want to watch a fluid game not a couple of dipshits punching each other, then going to the box. It's similar to retaliating against a batter in baseball by hitting him. You…

Nailed it.

What kind of cat hairs? As long as it's that spicy ethnic semen, it should be fine.

Seriously? Mike Trout "finally snags one?" The dude is 23! It's not like he's a 12 year veteran that's been continuously passed over.