Doesn't matter if there was helmet contact or not. Play the ball, not the receiver. Very simple.

I want to hear from the pro-enforcer guy that says, "Might as well call it figure skating now!"

Who are these sick people?

You've probably seen the whole movie by now.

Agree. Something gets lost in translation depending on your age. I was 17—so this movie is an all-time classic to me. I can't say the same about "Caddyshack." Sorry, I just don't get it, and can't stand golf anyway.

I'm sure someone has beat me to it in regards to you finally watching this, but MAAAAAN! You are one pathetic loser. No offense.

The Big Gulps line is such a throwaway.

The snowball scene gets me every time because he rears back like Nolan Ryan and cranks a heater to her face from three feet away!

One of the main reasons I'm really getting into hockey, and slowly creeping away from football, is that they are doing away with the fighting. I want to watch a fluid game not a couple of dipshits punching each other, then going to the box. It's similar to retaliating against a batter in baseball by hitting him. You…

Nailed it.

What kind of cat hairs? As long as it's that spicy ethnic semen, it should be fine.

Seriously? Mike Trout "finally snags one?" The dude is 23! It's not like he's a 12 year veteran that's been continuously passed over.

Within about 25 minutes my roommate walks in (moment of truth) looks around and says "Man it smells great in here, did you guys sleep with all these candles burning, that shit's dangerous." I have never told anyone this story and doubt very much she has either.

Please trend #cansecomet, twitterverse.

That was tyrrible.

Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, etc—those guys are malcontents. If anything, there mostly narcissistic and are usually unaccountable for their own actions. You can ignore them for the most part, but when you're trying to ignore someone that constantly prods and attacks you in the ways Incognito did—that's a whole 'nother…

Distractions to the locker room is the real problem for a team and a player getting an oppurtunity. It's outside the locker room where the media and public think someone will be a distraction (Vick, Rice, Peterson, etc) that it's bullshit.

Regardless of the Rice/Hardy/Peterson issues, he still wouldn't have a job. There just isn't any counseling available for being a shithead. People like that bring it to work everyday. That's who they are at their core.

Brandon Mebane has been doing it for a while for the Seahawks. I guess it's more of a belly roll, but same difference, and it's glorious!