Now, I haven’t been watching Riverdale, but I’ve been FOLLOWING Riverdale, and in all the wild moments, the first one that always comes to mind is the fact that Miss Grundy (you know, the one who was shtupping her student Archie) wasn’t actually Miss Grundy, and had actually stolen the identity of the ACTUAL,…

So... they’re not going to clean up the audio so it doesn’t sound like it’s coming out of my childhood PC’s tinny speakers? ... okay...

Yeah, there’s none in my town any more. They tried to go head to head with Tim Hortons. Bad move...

So dude doesn’t have to record anymore, and he’s just gonna get flown around the world hawking Nintendo products. ... nice work if you can get it...

... I’m not the only who still thinks it’s weird that they retconned Babs and Buster to be twins, right?

Huh. I didn’t expect it to be so Edge-y.

God I wish you were right, but I don’t put anything past ol’ Musky these days...

It must be nice to do a bad job and have the desired outcome as a direct result. Where can I get a job like that that’s not morally repugnant?

I mean... you’re not wrong! Like, yes, shameless product placement is Bad, but it’s also Basically Mandatory and Inescapable, so I felt like they had fun with it, to the point where it looked around and became funny instead of cringeworthy. Too bad they’re not in Canada anymore!

You started this, Ronny-boy. Don’t be shocked when Disney BRUTALLY finishes it (and we all cheer).

This is not something you’ll ever have as an official product, sorry. They FLIRTED with grim and gritty Power Rangers with the 2017 film, and while I maintain it was good (though that was due to elements completely divorced from anything that could be interpreted as grim), it didn’t have enough momentum to make Saban…

... okay, yeah, that’s dope. I’m gonna start brewing YESTERDAY!

And ONLY last week. Near thing, that...

... Kai Leng should have been a revived Ashley or Kaiden, depending on who you left on Virmire. Tell me I'm wrong.

Comments are gonna be fun on this one.

(The set is actually called Commander Masters (cuz its the “Masters” set for cards for the format called Commander), but I’ll let it slide in exchange for letting this funny image exist :P)

Love the guy, love his work on Lower Decks, but he’s just too old at this point. NewJohnny needs to at least start as being really, REALLY young to explain the hotheadedness*. Maybe when he started on The Boys, though.

We also have a trailer for The Tower, a horror film from France in which “the inhabitants of a tower block wake up one morning to find a black veil shrouding all the windows and doors of the building - a black veil which devours anything and anyone who tries to go through it.”

Hey, USA... I’m not saying don’t let former felons hold office. Once you’ve served your time, you should be as free as any other citizen. But MAYBE consider SOME guidelines for people who are CURRENTLY under indictment and/or in prison and them not being able to hold or run for office. NOW I KNOW. I know. Room for…

That would have been the best way to go, cuz, here’s the thing - NO ONE wants to strike. Not being able to do your job (especially in a creative business like acting where that’s your passion), having to make your bosses recognize your humanity and pay you fairly, having to rely on savings or strike funds to get by?…