He matches the OG depiction of Gomez, but... lord ha’mercy that hair just does not work...

Yup! I get that! It’d honestly be a hard line to walk, but I’d want to give something for Bruce to DO, but not to the point where he’d take over. I’d want him to be a deuteragonist at best, having an arc on his own while his cousin has her own adventures. As for the drama? I’m adding drama, not taking it away! Having…

Honestly? It’s tabula rasa. Kinda perfect from a writing perspective. It’s not like with Marvel or Star Wars where you’ll get mountains of vitriol on Twitter because you decanonized a piece of lore written in 1990 that no one realizes anybody cared about. You just have a setting and a name - not even characters to…

It’s more “I don’t mind it, but I wish they’d gone this way instead”, but yeah, you’re pretty much spot on. That said, I think we can get a little heady at the start of a comedy drama show. Hawkeye was a comedy drama show, and it had some heavy stuff in it. Pretty much every Marvel property ever has mixed up the two,…

I don’t mind this change in the origin, but I don’t prefer it. I said this in previous She-Hulk articles, but it bears repeating - all that really needed to change was adding Jen’s consent. Like, cut the mob stuff - that’s fine. An accident that requires a blood transfusion is all you need. Have Bruce triage her in a…

I don’t give two shits about AoS canon. Rewrite it all - I don’t care. I just think there are salvageable concepts, characters and actors associated with it that are being ignored by the current status quo because of a grudge.

Counter-counterpoint: rescue any of his victims.

Jiminy Christmas, Jacob Anderson is a pretty man.

Even if they go with another actor as the main Rider, they should canonize Gabriel Luna’s Ghost Rider. DON’T BLAME HIM FOR PERLMUTTER’S AWFULNESS, KEVIN. YOU’RE LEAVING MONEY ON THE TABLE BY NOT INCLUDING HIM. I KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS.

Gotta contradict you on that one. Right now, Disney’s relying on the raw skill of their talent to work under adverse conditions (gosh, isn’t that a shocking thing for them to do) to keep their plot points under wraps throughout the entire filming process. Chunks of scripts with just their dialogue unredacted, literal…

This was clearly made for you.

To be fair, this is the equivalent of being told you’re playing a Christmas elf-type character and ending up being cast as Buddy, but still, the spoiler avoidance culture in western film has gotten fully ridiculous and actively harms an actor’s ability to play their role well. Another thing to thank Marvel for, I…

Okay, now we need an Archie-fied Pretty Little Liars comic book YESTERDAY. Fully traditional art style, G-rated versions of the stories, the whole shebang. DO it, Archie Comics. And heck, the G-rating isn’t mandatory (I mean, Archie vs. the Predator exists), but it’d be HILARIOUS. You KNOW I’m right. 😁

RDJ is so charismatic that YEARS after leaving the role, he makes people forget that comics!Tony Stark is BAD at so, SO many things he does...

That may be more interesting than Jen and Porcupine combined, honestly...

The article? Excellent, informative and needed.

1. You’re not the only one who’s thought about this garbage fire, Rob. I did an unhinged late-night liveblog of this monstrosity a few message boards ago, and it’s stuck with me ever since.

I’m Canadian.

I misspoke - I miss him in that I miss him releasing NEW stuff. His music’s just so funny and insightful, you know? I fully agree with him hanging up the accordion, but I’m just mourning what we don’t have anymore...

... a new Weird Al song...