Alone in a hostile environment holding ideals that the rest of that environment’s inhabitants don’t share? A great premise that ultimately didn’t work for the fans overall? I think Voyager is a bit more apt, actually, but Enterprise wasn’t far off!

We are of one mind, good sir!

Beast Wars/Beasties is the Deep Space Nine of Transformers. Fight me.

Either the Kevin Bacon numbers, the Ryu numbers, or BOTH just dropped thanks to this video that cost less than a dollar store grocery run.

Isn’t it obvious?

I have secured MELE, and a few other titles, which does not inconvenience Amazon’s already overburdened workforce. Now, my usual Prime Day tradition resumes: not interacting with Amazon as much as possible for the remainder of the week.

It’s the problem with the “Redemption Equals Death” trope. It absolves the redeemed of guilt, even though what most people need to do is do the work to right the wrongs they did. Like, if your alcoholic dad pledged to stop drinking, dumped out all his beer, and then died of a heart attack that day, that’s one good day…

Comply maliciously, people. There HAS to be an app that tells you when you’re eight and a half feet away...

Gizmo is a member of a bat family. How appropriate.

I kinda really want Jamie Foxx and Snoop Dogg to get in the studio and record a Wild Wild West-style song for this film (though the song in the trailer slaps). The right producer could make that AMAZING. Drop It Like It’s Hot meets Gold Digger, but goofy and about vampires, baybee!

The way that Future!Pike stated it, any deviation from the current timeline would result in Spock being removed from the table. Presumably, he or the monks had a Doctor-Strange-In-Infinity-War view of the possible futures involved, and didn’t see any other way forward.

According to the latest edition of THR’s Heat Vision newsletter, Taika Waititi is eyeing “an early 2023 start” to begin filming his Star Wars movie.

I’m not disputing those facts. I’m saying that the episode sits us down, looks us right in the face, and says “do you see this child? This smiling, happy person? We know exactly how he is going to die. He has seven years of life left, and then he is going to die violently and painfully. It is objectively the correct…

I think you’re missing what I’m looking for. I don’t want a canon reason for Pike to be absolved of guilt; I want a WRITING reason for us to not basically repeat Lift Us Where Sorrows Cannot Reach, where a child is sacrificed for the good of society, y’know? (Upon reflection, though, that episode might have been why…

I have one big problem with the episode.

I try to say good bye and I do it easily cuz holy CRAP, dude...

Dammit. Too damn young. My heart goes out to his family.

Hey, Take Two. You realize that all these people are doing are training themselves on the tools your studios use to deliver products your customers desire, right? I’m gonna say a sentence that may have never been uttered before. Be like Bethesda. HIRE THESE PEOPLE. Yeesh...

Oh, I will...

In any event... good. Clearly they need to find a better strategy to approach these remasters, even if it’s just “give it to someone other than Grove Street”. PS2s and OG discs still exist, guys. Go get ‘em!