ftfy :P

“Hey kids. Sometimes you might get mad at a parent, a teacher, or another older person, and you’ll be so hopped up on your own success you’ll want to throw down with them like it’s Mortal Kombat II, and that’s NO GOOD!”

Good news, y’all - Tumblr’s not nearly as bad as it used to be, and WAY better than Twitter! Have fun dusting off your e-girl-likes-sasquatch accounts!

Voting is a vital tool to help maintain a healthy democracy.

Darn. Four years too early to go on this list.

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Oh, you are going to kill Kefka, and you are going to LIKE IT! And then you are eating your vegetables and mourning my death, understood?! :P

Now that that’s all done, don’t you feel a lot lighter?

Oh, he knows.

We’re not done until we hear from Uncle Phil. In other words, we’re never gonna hear the gorramn end of it.

What is this, a Lands Between for ants? This needs to be at least... twice this size!

If you want your kids to rebel and rebel HARD, become a pastor. It’s as common as finding sand at the beach.

Thanks for that mental image. Neeeeeeeeeeeever going there again.

Agreed, but the reverse is true as well - it doesn’t HAVE to be innovative either. A building that improves productivity and wellness is BETTER, of course, but a functional building is fine too. I’m not going to get on their case because they made something that just worked, y’know?

I’m not sure why that would matter. It’s an office building. You don’t need to write code in West Edmonton Mall...

You gotta admit, though - I’ve had days where I’ve raged against Disney and Paramount for just ignoring canon when it suited their interests. To have Nomura be THIS committed to making sure everything fits into continuity as best he can? It’s almost refreshing!

This makes me want to go back to watching monster trucks (when it’s safe). Maybe my black Albertan ass will scan the crowd this time and actually see another black person this time!

Hey Konami. That pull quote on this article, about quality? Apply it to your ENTIRE BUSINESS. All of your games? Focus on quality. Your investments? Focus on quality. Your interactions with your employees? Focus on quality. You're dumping a lot of shit recently, and if you focused on a few diamonds, you'd be surprised…

Hilariously, NowInStock is how I found out there were 1TB models available on Amazon. We literally got the console yesterday. Just wild how things can turn on a dime like that...

My favourite part?