It’s foreign to you, your understanding of NFTs is minimal. Just like older people who refuse to use or touch computers.

Just a heads up? If you don’t know anything about these games and are sensitive about video game violence, look these games up on doesthedogdie.com. There’s some stuff in there that even threw my jaded behind...

Which will inevitably piss off the cryptobros when they shut down whatever game they bought their microtransaction special little guy pants off of and can’t transfer it anywhere. Gotta love it...

FFXIII is the only FF game that made me want to throw the controller through the screen (if you’re wondering, the boss that came between me and the game “opening up after 20 hours” one shotted me after I ground for Crystarium levels in that impossibly impractical arena for at least five hours. It can go to all of the…

Exactly. If you open the hood of your car and a ton of smoke hits you in the face, you don’t say opening the hood made the smoke appear. It was literally always under the surface...

Not sure, but WoW’s loss is absolutely FFXIV’s gain, from what I’ve heard. I’m not sure how accurate this narrative is, but the narrative is absolutely “WoW players got sick of ActiBlizz’s nonsense, migrated to FFXIV to see how it was, and realized it had gotten really good post-Realm Reborn and stayed”...

Ooh, baby, I loved OG Splinter Cell! Imma have to pirate that game as soon as it’s available!

Hey, Paul brothers? Watch this film CLOSELY. And take NOTES. Just free advice, is all.

... can we do this same sort of “actor plays himself in dangerous situation” thing with Pedro Pascal in, like, 15 years? Seems like he would be a good candidate...

... that’s the origin of the “... yeah” meme with her in it, right?

Completely unsurprising. A boy’s club mentality mixed with a profit motive is very regularly a recipe for toxicity, and video game companies may as well be petri dishes for that kind of growth. Tear them all up from the root, I say. We all have game libraries to last us until the rot’s been removed.

In case you were wondering how this was received:

The best thing about this whole thing? No one’s really talking about the ACTUAL PRESENTER who made the goof. She is not even MENTIONED in this article, even with an image! Why is this good? PEOPLE ARE LETTING HER LIVE IT DOWN. This is good. The internet usually takes any opportunity they can to tear down people,…

Free is exactly the right price point for me to try Call of Juarez. I know the series was okay before The Cartel, but WOW that game’s bad radiated back in time...

*the last Tetris brick drops into place*

... “banish all haters”, right? Nice...

Just so you know, TeamFourStar had their entire channel deleted TWICE due to strikes, and one of the factors that contributed to them ending DBZ Abridged proper was the ever-present threat of demonetization/copyright strikes. They were very much on Toei’s pooplist, and may be there to this day (I’ve heard every now…

Hey, it’s the Spotify model. Offer a cheap entry fee for a popular product and people will fall over themselves to give you billions in profits. 

Psssssst. Nintendo. Piracy is usually an issue of access, not malice. Open up the vaults to your old games and charge a nominal fee and you could make the money you got off this guy ten times over inside a fiscal year. Depriving this guy of customers is far more lucrative than depriving him of his livelihood...

Okay, I’mma be SPECIFIC here. What armies do you think SUPERMAN AND SPIDER-MAN would use? Not Cavill and Holland, the CHARACTERS. Throw in Ravonna Renslayer and MJ if you like, too...