If I were a white person, and the rage of every black person abused and mistreated in America was compressed into one body, given superpowers, and came after me? I’d be crapping my Dockers in record time.

*comes back to this article after more than a week* ... how did no one post Angry Zen Master yet?

Easy. Fallout 3. Walking into Tenpenny Tower after letting the ghouls in. Just... all that horror and death... all your fault... and your face... is their face.

That’s great for you! More power to you; I’m glad that’s effective.

Thankfully, all I can see online is sugar-free marshmallows that substitute another sweetener. We’re safe... for now...

May we suggest a refreshing seltzer water?

Any film awards this season that don’t include Black Panther for Costume Design is invalid in my eyes.

All I really know about the filibuster is its succesful use two times in media: one, in Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, which I haven’t actually seen, and two, in King of the Hill, where Hank used it to show that the toilets the bad guy was shilling weren’t very good by making all the council members stick around until…

I take exception to that “easy to pull off” bit. Maybe in a kitchen setting, but my biiiiiiiiiggest peeve with tail-on shrimp is that I can’t get the tails off without leaving a chunk of delicious shrimp inside, and I don’t feel like fighting with the leftover chitin to get to it...

I laughed my ass off. I have Concerns.

I need to learn to accept Shaven DMX. He’s fine, he doesn’t need to have the goatee to be him; it’s me that’s got the problem...

Bluntly AND canonically. Literally one of the first things that happens to Goku in his life is that he falls and hits his head, which brings about a complete personality change. That is TEXTBOOK brain trauma behaviour, though usually the change is from nice to cranky, not the other way around...

Buzzfeed taking down TRE45ON is the equivalent of Jim Carrey winning an Oscar. It’s not that he can’t act; it’s just not what you think of when you think of him.

Best Visual Effects for BP, eh? I remember that fight at the end, though... can we trade that in for getting the Best Supporting Actor nod for MBJ? Seems like a better fit.

1. I’m glad things worked out the way they did too. Both actors did great.

Hey, yo, Bungie, uh... can you work the same deal for BioWare? I kinda want the next Dragon Age and Mass Effect games to, y’know... not be hobbled in a mad dash to get multiplayer bucks...

Raise your hand if you’re hoping this wasn’t known before divorce proceedings, and that it’s the straw that breaks Amazon’s back so that it releases its monolithic hold on online retail forever...

Don’t you think he looks tired? :D

Maybe another name altogether is in order, like Bowletta or something?