... this is sin incarnate.

YTer I trust who dropped a Bethesda panel review last night: Yeah, they announced Elder Scrolls VI, but I can’t get excited for just a logo.

... I kinda want her to crack and pull out all the receipts on the Trump administration. She’s clearly still got some humanity left in her. Maybe constantly lying to the American people will finally get to her?

As a shameless lore junkie, I’m more excited about getting Fallout info from 2097 than I am reticent about possible MMO malarkey. Bring on the holotape audiologs! :D

I wonder which guild is going to get the crappy mechanic this time. It was Orzhov in the first block with Haunt, then Dimir in the second with Cipher. My guess? Boros. Red white never gets done right to these days...

The worst part? Some kid’s gonna find out they’re DONALD TRUMP’S kid. That’s gotta SUCK.

I don’t know how we missed “ratchet” on here. Every time that word comes out of Jenna Marbles’ mouth I want to hit her with a street sign...

Yes. A dollar per marg. 😜

...

And he showed up when a negative space wedgie was granting everyone’s wishes! ... yeah, don’t ask.

Someone help me out. There’s a joke (probably multiple) to be had linking the bad guys in this game to the European video game classification system. Anyone got one or two to use?

I dunno. River stones as defense is pretty stupid. Like, to me, CPR is the yeah, you said the wrong thing, but I get where you were coming from, even though it’s still stupid kind of stupid, but the river stones thing is the holy shit how can you even BEGIN to think that’s close to a good idea kind of stupid...

“Oh, but KoD, skiing is fun! You should definitely try it!” THANK YOU FOR THE ADDITIONAL EVIDENCE, GEORGIA SKI RESORT. SLIDING DOWN A MOUNTAIN UNCONTROLLABLY WAS SUFFICIENT, BUT I’LL GLADLY TAKE THIS CHERRY ON TOP OF THE FEAR SUNDAE.

Hey, don’t forget the Ice T SVU Tumblr! It focuses on the ridiculous drug combos, but I feel it’s the equal of this guy’s stuff...

Article: Racist pile of trash could get deported!

*looks at the negativity in the comments*

Is there a Kira for racists? Cuz there should be a Kira for racists.

“Oh. Look what I’ve done...”

Dude, I am not worried about anyone I love abandoning me for Wakanda. I’m worried about being taken for a ride when I TRY TO GET THERE MYSELF. :D

Boy, I wish “gamers” were more forgiving. Then we might have forgiven BioWare for a misstep.