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At least now Savage will have more time to tend to his garden.

If they had VAR, then Dortmund’s first goal would have been disallowed, as the build-up was clearly offside. You win some, you lose some. Spurs were the much better side in the second half, and could have had 2-3 more goals. Fair play.

Update: Pool choke at Anfield and draw. Ah, that magic Klopp touch with team defense!

Refs were ludicrously bad most of the game. Couldn’t keep up with the pace.

While she’s entitled to her opinion, it’s safe to say I don’t see eye to eyes with Miss Sanders.

Hot take: grilling with a propane grill is just like cooking something in the oven, only outside. Use charcoal, Hank Hill. You usually don’t run-out half way through.

Came to comment. Read yours. Humbly walked away because you shut shit down.

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

Only the Rams could put 46 points on the board and still manage to punt five times in a game.

Bet he doesn’t even have a DUI. I hate him.

He was so good that I didn’t even realize at first that he was Tony Romo - way more comfortable than I expected.

Can we talk about how solid Tony Romo was? His competence and energy in the booth felt like a goddamn revelation after years of Simms shitting all over America’s eardrums.

I’m using this trick at home.

The NFL just suspended a de facto retired kicker an additional 6 games in order to strengthen their case against Elliot.

Dele Alli can do no wrong in my eyes. Back off FIFA. COYS

I’m really curious what part of that game made you think Andy Reid coached poorly.

Wait, hold on, it’s not called All Takes Matter?

Seriously, I’m Canadian, we don’t get FS1 up here.

Although we do love the channel for changing format and giving us Jay & Dan back.

Second string dictators. Less robust, but more flavorful.

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

Roger Goodell is basically an Eastern Bloc dictator but instead of being Stalin (like he thinks) he’s, like, at best Ceausescu